Not much is known about our latest member, King Jon, so here is a brief introduction. Jon has been working as a professional clown for many years now. He does balloon sculpting, juggling, stilt-walking, sword swallowing and fire-eating! He brings all these physical comedy elements to the group thus creating a wealth of diverse talent.






Did i mention he's into S&M balloon sculpting?





King Jon teaching King Matt the art of sword swallowing
(not to be confused with any other swallowing)

















But here is a very important fact that sets him apart from the rest of us...


King Jon is actually THE most hard working member in the group!
Besides running a family business and clowning and performing with us, his full time job is; a qualified Medication Quality Control Officer under the Sleeping Disorder Department (SDD)!! His job is to test sleeping medicine so that it will be safe for millions around the world to consume! Truly a noble deed, befit for a King! Below you will see prove of his sacrifice for man/womankind! (he brings his work where ever he goes! his duty never stops!)









How does he do it? We'll never know! Till then, let there be no sleepless nights for rest assured, King Jon is on the job!

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