Friday 6 June 2008
posted by The ComeBackKings at 03:12
Hours before the dreaded fuel price hike, King Chi Ho and King Matthew sat in some mamak, enjoying some simple luxuries (teh tarik) before they decided to evaluate what would can be expected due to the fuel price hike.

Below is what they had both observed.

8 possible changes in Malaysia (and maybe the world) after the 5/6 fuel price hike.

1) Production of popular Malay drama 'Impak Maksima', will stop in immediate effect.

2) Guys will start dating girls that stay nearby. "Hi, I'm Matthew. Err, where do you stay? Wah! KEPONG arhh!?!? Sorry, but you're not my type!"

3) All vehicle's RPM metre will be changed to the RM metre.

4) The Ah Longs will stop dousing their victims with petrol.

5) Forget fame and fortune. Start looking for fame and fuel!

6) Malaysians will finally carpool.

7) BMW says SHIT while BMX says YES!

8) F1 racing teams will deploy the zero stop strategy.

Anyone who would like to add to the list?

(OK, the list was supposed to be part of King Chi Ho's stand up at the Heritage Mansion on Post-Fuel Price Hike Day but he forgot most of it. So, instead of letting it go stale, might as well post it up here = ) )

 
Wednesday 4 June 2008
posted by The ComeBackKings at 00:55
PORT DICKSON, 31 May: One of our fellow ComeBackKings (identity withheld due to the overwhelming dignity within the royal ranks) survived a jellyfish attack when skinny dipping near the least polluted stretch of beach in Port Dickson last week. The Kings were on an outstation event trip when they decided to stop and get in touch with Malaysia's beauty.

And one of our country's beauty is that all Malaysians share their space with other inhabitants of different species such as the jellyfish. The King fell unconscious soon after the attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital. The extent of the sting had left streaks of 'burnt' marks along The King's inner thighs and groin area.

Upon regaining consciousness after almost 12 hours drifting in and out of coma, the rejuvenated King was quick to realize that all this was just utter bullshit la.

Sorry for all that but its nice to be writing again after a month. Many things have happened within that period and a jellyfish attack was not one of them! But first, let's revisit some previous performances.


Show 60: SMK Assunta Prom @ Sheraton Imperial, KL, 18 Dec 2007

Frankly, I never thought this was so far back. 18 Dec 2007! Well, all our Kings could remember was a really nice banner and the pastries The Kings curik while they were heading out of the ballroom.

The banner had genius written all over it. WELL DONE! It was huge and was made as though it was the front cover of a magazine - short teasers of various colour splashed on the banner to let one know what to expect at the prom and so on. Unfortunately, the troupe's name was spelt wrongly again! Can anyone out there what The Kings can do? Or do The Kings point an accusing to the widespread dyslexia across our beloved Malaysia? SIGH

The event was OK. The ballroom was (too) well lit making cumbu-cumbuan sessions a bit uneasy. The Kings did "Dance History 101" again to a very responsive crowd (Thank you, Assunta!). But the one who really caught the eye was King Ronnie who was in his best dressed for years! Really Indian!




And lastly, the pastries. MMMMMMM. The Kings weren't offered F&B as part of the package but who could say no to chocolate éclairs? So, on their way out after the performance, The King's lifted some cakes and other goodies in gentile fashion, with mouths drooling and pinkies protruding proudly.

Show No.60 in the bag!

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