Friday 31 August 2007
posted by The ComeBackKings at 12:21
Happy 50th Merdeka!
Selamat Hari Kemerdekaan ke-50!
Happy 50th Birthday Malaysia!

Happy 50 Malaysia!

Selamat Hari Jadi ke-50 Malaysia!
Happy 50th Anniversary of Independence Malaysia!


What ever we may want to call it, we all share the same love for our country.

Thank you and we love you
Malaysia!
 
Tuesday 28 August 2007
posted by The ComeBackKings at 18:29
Hey readers! This is a short one. Over the past weekend, The Kings have added another state into their list of states The Kings have performed in. Currently, the list is Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Pahang, Perak and now, Penang!

And The Kings' script archive has been bulging lately. Hmm. Must be a huge project at hand. Be sure to find out why. Stay tuned and thank you for reading!

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Monday 20 August 2007
posted by The ComeBackKings at 22:49

Sigh. Managing a blog for such a 'happening' troupe can be quite difficult. Especially as the stats stand:

King Chi Ho - many entries

King Matt Ho - some

Kings Niggy, Ronnie, Jon & Joonie - negative something something.

Okay, I know what you guys are thinking now, the Chatbox entries, right? That can count lah but when one can sms one's 'girlfriend(s) more than one can type in the Chatbox PER DAY, I think that really shows something lor.

Btw, I'm just jabbing to blame others for causing me to forget one of our posts! ARGH! Madness! Mayhem! Memory! And its the rest of you Kings' fault!

Sorry UTS! We hope you got our comedy. We hope your sheepish grins were a sign of your acknowledgement... and those arched eyebrows too. But the stage was a tad too small and low though, but hey, is a 1/8 of our price and we needed some pocket money and also add Hotel Nikko to our profile!

This performance was a bit different though. We all took the LRT this time and taking trains are a burden lah; people looking and all that. I'm not complaining but try boarding an LRT with a bright red broom in your hands! On top of that, try looking like a guest as you enter a lavish hotel with a broom like that! Oh well, its not as bad as when King Matt dons a dress.

And again, the wait was unbearable. We were 'held' in this holding room, eating leftovers and sculpting art with ... sugar. Raw and fine. Then someone spilled something and the spill inspired Queen Dora gem designing. How I wish simple things like this can inspire us some new material! King Jon added to his Which-Hotel-I-Slept-In profile.But our changing room was a bit 'cooler' though. It was the hotel's poolside massage shack. (Wait, I remember someone has the pictures so pls send them to me!) So, we just drew the bamboo blinds and go into our costumes as King Ronnie starts his own Which-Hotel-I-Slept-In account.

And again ... Dance 101 ... all was good ... got paid ... hopped into LRT ... gone separate ways ...

THE END.


p/s: Sorry that it has to end like this. Really can't remember ... And oh, too lazy to put links so make use of our sidebar <<<<<

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Thursday 16 August 2007
posted by The ComeBackKings at 18:50

There are stupid moments, 'Oh my God!' moments, 'You didn't just say that...' moments and there is Munn Joon aka King Joonie. Yet another instalment for the little less known Kings, King Joonie is a phenomenon. The original Kings found him even before their first ever show and later, took him under their wing as The CD Player Guy. But sometimes, King Joonie was used as a stand in, especially during King Chi Ho's absence. Although being the least famous of the Kings, King Joonie is indeed a firm favourite within the group for he possesses an encyclopaedic brain for lame jokes and, not forgetting, the tendency to make dumb-ass statements. And the Kings call these statements The Munn Joon Moments.

Here are some of our personal favourite Munn Joon Moments;

Scenario One: The Kings were chatting amongst themselves during the Cancerlink show just after meeting with the CancerChamps kids, whom the Kings were to perform to. Then, King Joonie taps King Chi Ho on the shoulder and said:

King Joonie: Chai Ho (King Joonie likes to call King Chi Ho this)! You mean, all those kids got cancer wan ar?

King Chi Ho: ............

Scenario Two: During the Free Flow 2006, the Kings were chatting with reknown Malaysian stand-up comedians, the veterans Indi Nadarajah and Allen Pereira. Then, up steps King Joonie to keep the conversation going:

King Joonie: (To Indi and Allen) So ... is this your first time performing on stage?
Indi: ............

Allen: *gulp*

Well, we hope all these give you people a better idea of our beloved King Joonie. Next, we hope to compile our Top Ten Favourite Munn Joon Lame Jokes for you but see first lah...

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posted by The ComeBackKings at 13:02
DAY ONE

Ahh … at last, King Niggy handed in the Lumut pictures after a long and arduous tussle with his evil computer that threatened to swallow the pictures into oblivion. Well, its not as dramatic as that but you people should’ve seen King Niggy’s face when his computer went a kapoop again. No, no … not tears or sobby shoulders but exploding arteries and hemorrhaging brain lobes. But that was last week.

Oh, before I begin my rant, this request to perform in Lumut came from Dato’ Faridah Merican. Poised to please all charities, the founder of The Actors Studio volunteered The ComeBackKings when Cancerlink, Malaysia’s reknown non-governmental organization, which primes itself on delivering the message about the risks and dangers of cancer to us Malaysian. Ok, the Kings only found out about this the first time we met with the Cancerlink people, which, echoes loudly their need for recognition, let alone tangible support.

To tell the truth, the Kings were quite pressurized at first. Somehow, our dear Faridah had lead Cancerlink to think that The ComeBackKings are a group of experienced professional theatre performers / comedians, which, echoes loudly their need for recognition, let alone tangible support.

After the meeting with the hosts, the Kings’ first charity performance of the year 2007 was set on 15 July, 8pm at the (see title) to an audience of youths between ages 17 and 26, who suffer(ed) from cancer, the CancerChamp. The Kings ‘planned’ their departure from the office at 6am on the day only to successfully execute their ‘plan’ one and a half hours later. Besides, it was just less than five hours after the Kings returned from their post-event supper. King Chi Ho was on the wheels as he lead the rest of the Kings and Queen Dora in his royal chariot, better known to the Kings as the ‘Airplane’ (Disclaimer: nothing to do with King Niggy’s shoes.)

Its close to a five-hour drive and first stop, its Teluk Intan to drop off some supplies to King Niggy’s sister, who was posted there on medical duties. And any stop outside of the Klang Valley could mean that there’s good food nearby. King Niggy’s sister led us to a dingy Chinese restaurant that served great toasts and cheap (but good) coffee. YUM!

We hit the road again shortly. The wet weather was slowing us down a bit and when the troupe was dozing off, the Kings indulged into a spate of ‘What would you do …’ questions and this is one of my personal favourites;

Queen Dora: What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realize that you’ve changed into the opposite sex?

(long and silent ponder)

King Joonie: …pray.

As The Kings cranked down the trunk road, the stress on the Airplane’s rear suspensions sounded more and more obvious. It was a worry for the troupe and dodgy roadside signboards with unreliable distance indicators didn’t help much. After a couple of hours, the King spotted a large wooden arch that read ‘Swiss Garden Golf Resort and Spa, Damai Laut’ and followed the arrows, convinced that they’re nearing their destination. However, to reach the promise land, the Kings trundled through a wavier road littered with speed bumps and dotted with muddy marshes of either side. But it was all worth it, as the view of the straits greeted the Kings at the lobby. The room was pre-booked so all the Kings needed to do was to claim the keys, find the room, settle down and very soon, they were off to lunch.

After lunch, the Kings visited their ‘audience’ in various activities to rebuild their social lives that was lost en route to recovery. One of the activities came under The Actors Studio banner, courtesy of KLPac Academy’s Nala. Once the Kings have completed the protocol – saying ‘Hellos’ to those that matter, they took a stroll around the resort before locking themselves in their room for an intensive rehearsal. Again, new King Jon was thrown into the deep end; having to remember the longest line in the ‘Meet the In-Laws’ script. As time seemed to be running out for King Jon, The Kings opted for him to read from a piece of paper, emulating Jit Murad’s latest stand-up.

Despite the lack of practice, The Kings still managed to take a dip and few rounds of water polo. Dinner was served at 7pm and despite being late, The Kings still managed to gobble up some ground and a few more minutes to get into their ‘In-Laws’ costumes before the curtain opens. The response for ‘Meet the In-Laws’ great each time it taps on the funny sides of Malaysia’s ‘primary’ races (Apologies to the ‘…dan lain-lain’.). The crowd didn’t realize King Jon read from the script dead-panned! But the night was about to get better with, again, as always, another dose of Dance 101.

It was a sweet end to the night though; the CancerChamps ripped out three ‘Hip-hip horrays’ to the Kings as a token of appreciation before the crowd huddled in for an informal photo taking session. I almost got a tan from the camera flashes! And what sweeter end to the night with some liquid gold and dodging new found acquaintances.


DAY TWO

Well, there was nothing much on Day Two. Woke up around 10am, went to have more fun in the pool, got packing, left at about half past noon, had lunch in the nearest town and on the way, The Kings took more photos of Kings doused in slumber.



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posted by The ComeBackKings at 07:28


Being a comedian isn’t easy. There is always pressure to be funny. People around you expect you to be funny and entertaining 24/7!


To steal a line from Finding Nemo; “Hey u’re a clown fish aren’t ya… Tell us a joke!”.

Plus there’s always that voice at the back of your head saying

“What if they don’t get it? What if nobody laughs? Why do they call it stand-up comedy? Have you heard about the guy who got choked while playing charades? Are they staring at my fly? I'M staring at my fly!”. Not forgetting the fact that people find it hard to tell when you’re being serious…

Serious
Me: I’m sorry Ms. Roseline but my computer crashed last night so I couldn’t complete my assignment in time…

Ms. Roseline (one nostril flaring): You think your education is a joke is it! Do I look like Harith ‘Ah-Ha’ Iskandar to you!

Not Serious
Me: I’m sorry Ms. Roseline I could not complete my assignment in time because my dog deleted my files!

Ms. Roseline: Oh its ok… accidents happen… Pass it to me next week la…


Parents are also involved in this equation. Not many parents from the ‘old’ generation can accept their kids being absorbed in performing arts or comedy to be exact.

Scene: Dinner table
Mum: Matt I just want you to know how sorry I am! Its my fault that you have to act like a fool on stage and that people are laughing at you..

Me: Err.. how is it your fault?

Mum: All those years of calling you a clown must have some how seep into your subconscious. I read in the Readers Digest that its called the Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.. (conversation goes on for 1 hour and 25 mins until the opening track of Desperate Housewives comes on the TV)

Moral of the story: You cant please everybody but you can make them laugh. The ability to make one laugh is the ability to heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and the entire human race… *breaks into song*

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posted by The ComeBackKings at 06:00
Not much is known about our latest member, King Jon, so here is a brief introduction. Jon has been working as a professional clown for many years now. He does balloon sculpting, juggling, stilt-walking, sword swallowing and fire-eating! He brings all these physical comedy elements to the group thus creating a wealth of diverse talent.






Did i mention he's into S&M balloon sculpting?





King Jon teaching King Matt the art of sword swallowing
(not to be confused with any other swallowing)

















But here is a very important fact that sets him apart from the rest of us...


King Jon is actually THE most hard working member in the group!
Besides running a family business and clowning and performing with us, his full time job is; a qualified Medication Quality Control Officer under the Sleeping Disorder Department (SDD)!! His job is to test sleeping medicine so that it will be safe for millions around the world to consume! Truly a noble deed, befit for a King! Below you will see prove of his sacrifice for man/womankind! (he brings his work where ever he goes! his duty never stops!)









How does he do it? We'll never know! Till then, let there be no sleepless nights for rest assured, King Jon is on the job!

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Monday 13 August 2007
posted by The ComeBackKings at 07:56
Dearest

CBK,

I would like to take this opportunity to ask for a raise thank you guys for an awesome surprise birthday party! I think the best surprises are usually unplanned...just like my birth. In the spirit of being mushy and the constant demand for juicy soap-opera-like stories from our readers, I would also like to thank you for being my friends, brothers, fellow performers, car-poolers, money lenders/borrowers, alcoholics, perverts, footballers, pricks, Spartans, and so on!

It has been an honor to share the limelight/parcan/follow-spot/moving heads/Jiggee's cheap ass "lights" but however it would be nice to have personal changing rooms...

Turning 23 has made me realise i need to start acting my age how blessed I am to have wonderful people around me and this has made me cherish our friendship even more...

*pause for "Awww.."

So here's a toast to better things, less crappy shows, Asia Cafe meetings, William's Meatballs, late-night-attempts to practice, Niggy getting a bigger car, and more money.

Not forgetting Jesters Inc., Mass Effect Positive Calamity, Karla Spice, Jon's outstation roadshows, Chi Ho's expanding waistline and MJ's rims... I wish you all the best in your individual interests and careers for I know at the end of the day, we are still the CBKay!

And to Rishaad if you find it in your busy schedule to stumble upon this blog, you are still part of this family and will forever have a spot on stage (wages might vary).

And to Jon, a big welcome into the family and most importantly, always always always remember to place your hands on your hips for the linedance!

Not forgeting our ComeBack Queens, thank you for your patience, time, sweat and constant loving. You girls will be happy to know that part of the CBK fund will go into your future therapy sessions for we understand its not easy being our better halfs.

Since I'm in a thanking mood might as well thank Samy V for constantly supporting us by inspiring a lot of our materials.

Wow didn't expect to write so much, this is longer than Jac Victor's speech at Ikon! Oh congrats to her and OAG too! Support your local artists! (we might be them one day)

Thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed crapping writing it.


Lotsa love,hugs and brotherly-macho-masculine kisses,
Matthew Ho

p.s. - Special thanks to Armitage Shanks for giving me some of the best times in my life.

p.p.s - This is meant to be a serious emotionally driven post just in case some jism.com finds it not amusing.








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