Friday, 6 June 2008
(Un)Happy Post-Fuel Price Hike Day!
posted by The ComeBackKings at 03:12
Hours before the dreaded fuel price hike, King Chi Ho and King Matthew sat in some mamak, enjoying some simple luxuries (teh tarik) before they decided to evaluate what would can be expected due to the fuel price hike.

Below is what they had both observed.

8 possible changes in Malaysia (and maybe the world) after the 5/6 fuel price hike.

1) Production of popular Malay drama 'Impak Maksima', will stop in immediate effect.

2) Guys will start dating girls that stay nearby. "Hi, I'm Matthew. Err, where do you stay? Wah! KEPONG arhh!?!? Sorry, but you're not my type!"

3) All vehicle's RPM metre will be changed to the RM metre.

4) The Ah Longs will stop dousing their victims with petrol.

5) Forget fame and fortune. Start looking for fame and fuel!

6) Malaysians will finally carpool.

7) BMW says SHIT while BMX says YES!

8) F1 racing teams will deploy the zero stop strategy.

Anyone who would like to add to the list?

(OK, the list was supposed to be part of King Chi Ho's stand up at the Heritage Mansion on Post-Fuel Price Hike Day but he forgot most of it. So, instead of letting it go stale, might as well post it up here = ) )

 



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At 7 June 2008 at 11:33, Anonymous Anonymous

funnily enough, it didn't curb da rempit problem. do they pay for fuel secara ansuran?

 


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