After 16 scripts in its many weeks, King Chi Ho is losing his, once ever-flowing, writing juices but nevertheless new juices will eventually gradually sip in to fill the void.

For instance, a certain type of juice that we all know too well, a juice that starts with the letter 'M', a juice that has thrived along with triumphs of mankind, a juice we all need for survival; mathematics. (I'm sorry you ppl had to read that. It sounded hornier in my head.)

And so, allow me to describe The King's first assignment in an island our former colonizers call The-Pearl-of-the-Orient-after-years-of-failure-to-learn-our-native-tongue numerologically chronological.

6 members of The ComeBackKings

1 driving

5 sleeping

1 van

1 carton of beer

24 cans Tiger beer

600++ kilometres to and fro

10 toll booths

3 within the Guthrie Corridor

6 Kings making jokes of a minister of 30 years in his post

3 state borders traversed

1 friend met en route (Hi, Kavin!)

1 friend convinced into helping the Kings take pictures during the event (Hi again!)

4 hours of driving

5 hours of waiting in Hotel

5 Kings went swimming

1 King tried to sleep

1 event

1000 over attended

1 performance

20++ minutes on stage

>1000 a) clapped

b) knew what was happening

c) heard what was happening

d) saw what was happening

e) attendees used their whistles is pure bull shit

100% a) commitment by The Kings

b) agreement that the insane whistling from the crowd was very annoying

6 hungry and exhausted Kings

1 helpful tour guide

COUNTLESS crazy drivers!

1 dinner table shared in Batu Ferringhi

RM220 spent = 55 DVDs bought!

1 night

2 rooms booked (includes holding room in Equatorial)

24 cans of beer opened and emptied

1 long night

1 shiny morning

6 plates of Original Nasi Kandar walloped!

Another 4 hours drive

6 happy/sleepy comedians

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